hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
All before 9am
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point